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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via champagne-paradise)

triatic:

"swearing is so unattractive."

"fuck you I ain’t attractive anyways."

(via sebbyeatsdonuts)

m-eg:

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking

(Source: m-eg, via mamotte)

imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

(via luxurious-luxe)

unsaturated-mangravy:

I think that if they make abortion illegal, they should make men deserting women who they got pregnant illegal as well. Because if a woman can’t back out of a pregnancy a man shouldn’t be able to either.

(Source: unsaturated-mangravy, via fit-and-furious)

probably-a-cat:

I know a lot of people play League of Legends, but I was curious how many tumblr people do.

reblog this if you do.

(via xryz)

harunoh:

bae: come over ;) 
me: cant im watching naruto 
bae: my parents arent home 
me: im watching NARUTO

(via thetravellingpineapple)

jaclcfrost:

do you ever start to get like really irrationally mad at people for no reason like because they’re standing around in the kitchen and won’t leave when you want to get some food or they move something you set down somewhere else or they forget to close the door when they leave like it’s just a stupid little thing but it makes you so mad

(Source: jaclcfrost, via thetravellingpineapple)

leviathanrose:

like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit

(via ash-marc)