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bagmilk:

mom can i borrow money to buy you a present

(Source: heteroh, via yuvven)

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

(via yuvven)

witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

(Source: serpeterquill, via yuvven)

premiium:

premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

never thought 150 thousand people would agree with me

(via misasjaa)

stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

(via mikeey169)

aerloxlehkka:

verhungernde:

fun fact: you don’t cure depression by telling me i have nothing to be sad about

another fun fact: you dont cure anxiety by just getting up and doing whatever it is that makes you anxious

(Source: merankoria, via piercingsandink)

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

(Source: bullied, via putyourlipstomylips)

yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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(via smosh)