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thatfunnyblog:

"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"

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(Source: stockphotomodel, via shamelesswhore)

comfort-and-close:

whobloidlostingublerlandsbakerst:

lifeisuselesswithoutpizza:

superwholock-is-my-hell:

allamericanheroine:

asriels:

boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak

#dont even get me started on bikini waxing

cramps

liquid eyeliner

Birthgiving

dealing with boys. 

(via fit-and-furious)

dosopod:

“you don’t look depressed though”

oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today

(via putyourlipstomylips)

  • being late
  • things i said five minutes ago
  • things i said five years ago
  • people touching me
  • being around a ton of people
  • being yelled at
  • wondering if people are talking about me
  • every action i do
  • and just about everything else

(Source: danielle-skins-suicide-life, via putyourlipstomylips)

deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

(via ka-trina)